If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, is revenge ice cream?

Mansikoita, nektariinia, omenoita & maapähkinävoita.

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

Mustikkabanaanismoothie & kahvia kookosöljyllä.

If someone ever tells you that you're putting too much peanut butter on your bread, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Croisantti, mansikoita & viinirypäleitä.

I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.

Kreikkalaista jogurttia, vadelmia, mustikoita, mysliä & hunajaa.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Mansikoita, rypäleitä, herneitä & nektariinia.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

Appelsiinia, passionhedelmää, rypäleitä & nektariinia.

Dear diet, things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you.

Kotitekoista vadelmasorbettia.